Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The strangest rumors get started about me

I was outside having a smoke with this guy that I've talked to a couple of times and he's out there with his friend. His friend is looking at me with these big eyes the whole time and it's making me, you know, a little uncomfortable. We're talking about the weather and such and his friend bursts out with "You're a hynotist?" I guess some guy named Tim told him I was a hypnotist. I don't understand where this came from.

I am not a hynotist, stage magician, or charlatan of any sort any more than I am circumcised.

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